Engineer

A priest a doctor and an engineer die and go the heavens gate, they hear gods voice and it says " My sons i am really very sorry but the heaven is full and i can accomodate only one of u. so to choose the rightfull person one by one tell me what u have done in ur lifetime."

the priest goes up first and says" well god i am a priest i am ur humble servent and have spent all my life working to spread ur message."

the doctor goes up next and says " well i am a doctor and i have helped thousands of people recover from there illnesses and saved countless lives."

The engineer goes up and says " well i have done my engineering from Mumbai university and...."before the engineer could say any further the heavens' gate open and god comes out and says to the engineer " Say no more son come with me coz u have already been through hell."

Moral of the story: engineers always land up in heaven cause their mortal life is hell.
so all u engineers do what ever u want, your place in heaven is fixed.