When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly fatherdied, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he wentto a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful womanhe had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "butin just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 milliondollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later,she became his stepmother.*
*Women are so much smarter than men!*
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