POLITICS

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics, Dad?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I am the head of thefamily, so call me the President. Your mother is the administrator of themoney, so we will call her the Government. We are here to take care of yourneeds, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will call her theWorking Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now thinkabout that and see if it makes sense."
So, the little boy goes of to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Laterthat night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goesto his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wakeher, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in thekeyhole and finds his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goesback to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think Iunderstand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you thinkpolitics is all about."
The little boy replies "The President is screwing the Working Class whilethe Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Futureis in Deep Shit."