Friday, April 25, 2008

Baby's first doctor visit

*A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, andexamined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, askedif the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.

He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her toget dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don'thave any milk. "

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

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Ouch....

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