HOW WAS YOUR STAY?

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington.The bride is concerned, "What if the place is still bugged?"

The groom says "I'll look for a bug." He looks behind thedrapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says,"AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He getshis Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them andthe disc out the window.

The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds"How was your room? How was the service? How was your stayat the Watergate Hotel?"

The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?"

The hotel manager says, "Well, the room under yours complained of thechandelier falling on them."