Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of theircar which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'deither have to remove the sign or go to jail.Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUSSAVES."One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their signpertains to religion."So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign downand drove off.The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed thetwo ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when henoticed the new sign
which read:"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER — $50.00."
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