Monday, April 21, 2008

disabled

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day while taking dictation she noticed his fly was open.On leaving the room, she said "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open.
"He didn't understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down andsaw that his zipper was open.He decided to have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked,"By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning,did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?
"The secretary who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was alittle disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...