Monday, April 21, 2008

WHAT IS YOUR AGE?

When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing,Glenn and his partner, both EMT's rushed to her home.
Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen.Then he began to gather her information. "What's your age?" he asked."Fifty-eight," answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on herfinger.
"What does that do?""It's a lie detector," said Glenn with a straight face.
"Now, what did you say your age was?"
"Sixty-seven," answered the woman sheepishly.

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