Monday, April 21, 2008

Four Worms and A Lesson

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to hisSunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the followingresults:

The first worm in alcohol - **Dead.**
The second worm in cigarette smoke - **Dead** **
Third worm in chocolate syrup - **Dead** **
Fourth worm in good clean soil - **Alive.** ****

So the Minister asked the congregation - **
What can you learn from this demonstration? **

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,****

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service --

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