Thursday, September 30, 2010

Pakistani adult jokes

Theater Mein Naari Pradhan Film Chal Rahi Thhi

Ek Ladki Josh Mein Khadi Ho Kar Boli

“Aaj Naari Khadi Ho Jaaye To Kya Nahi Kar Sakti?”

Piche Se Awaj Aayi: “Susu“


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Pakistan Mein Ek Maa Apne Bache Ko Le Kar Doctor Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Maa: “Dr. Saab Iska Khatna (Circumcision) Kar Do”

Dr: “200, Rs Lagenge”

Maa: “Itne Se Kaam Ki Itni Jyada Fees”

Dr: “Ye 500 Rs Lo Aur Mera Sirf Haath Mein Hi Pakad Lo”

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Shahzada Saleem: “Humare Ammi Or Abba Huzoor Hume Se Itni Mohabbat Karte Thhe Ki Saari Saari Raat Wo Dono Hume Sulane Ke Liye Khud Jaaga Karte Thhe”

Vazeer: “Janab, Aapki Isi Kameenepan Ki Vajah Se Aap Iklotey Rah Gaye“

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Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki ***** Fatt Jaati Hai

Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai

Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: “Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?”

Santa: “Jitni Aapki Hai”

Nurse: “Fir To Aur Fadni Padegi”

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Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai

Month Mein Ek Baar Aati Hai

Sirf 4-5 Din Ke Liye Hi Rukti Hai

Or Agar Kisi Month Nahi Aayi To Samjho

Chud Gayi

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Ek Insaan Ka Bura Din

Darwaza Khola To Kundi Hath Mein Aa Gayi

Suitcase Uthane Laga To Handle Haath Mein Aa Gaya

Nal (Tap) Khola To Toonti Hath Mein Aa Gayi

Ab Bechara Vo Peshab Karne Se Bhi Dar Raha Hai

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12th Ki Ladki Apni Aunti Se Puchhti Hai: “Aunty, Aapke Time Mein 10-10 Bachhe Kyu Paida Hote Thhe?”

Aunty: “Beti Hamare Zamane Mein Moonh (Mouth) Mein Lene Ka Riwaz (Tradition) Nahi Thha“

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Ladki Apni Maa Se: “Maa , Saath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ladke Ko Dekh Kar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jaati Hai”

Maa: “Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kameez Pehan Ke Dekh, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi“

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Pati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola

“Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke *** Karenge”

Office Se Aane Ke Baad Baap Pappu Ke Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Pucha

“Pappu So Gaye Kya”

Pappu: “Daddy Kesi Baat Karte Ho, Mujhe Kaisi Neend Aayegi”

Daddy Hairani Se: “Kyun? Kya Hua”

Pappu: “Jise Pata Ho Uski Maa Chudne Wali Hai, Vo Kese So Sakta Hai“

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Friend Says: “Yaar Please Drive Safely & Slowly, Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai.”

Best Friend Says: “Tez Chala Bhonsdi Ke Sale, Aage Swift Car Mein Mast Maal Ja Raha Hai.“

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*** Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha

“Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta”

Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy“
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