This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India...
* 1. Infosys, **Bangalore*:
An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
* 2. This is from Oracle **Bangalore**:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
* 3. Another gem from CDAC.* Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
* 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:*
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
* 5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows *:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
* 6. An incident of a leave letter*
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
* 7. A leave letter to the headmaster: *
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
* 8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: *
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
* 9. Covering note:*
"I am enclosed herewith..."
* 10. Another one:(BEST) *
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
* 11. Actual letter written for application of leave: *
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
* 12. Letter writing: - *
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
* 13. A candidate's job application:*
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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Monday, April 7, 2008
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