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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over andconfidedto the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. Westripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jumpout ofthe bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already!Let mejust take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't pissoutthe window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousymood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had tolisten to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damnedforehead!"

"Damn, that's awful!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husbandhad to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so hestuckhis ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!"The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "But do you know whatREALLY,REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feetwereonly SIX inches off the ground."