Sunday, April 27, 2008

Be Careful What You Ask For

*One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He pickedit up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want aspectacular job -- a job that no man has eversucceeded at or has ever even dared try."
"Poof!" said the genie.
"You're a housewife."

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Ouch....

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