Monday, July 11, 2016

Redlight

Boy: Let’s play the firetruck game.
Girl: How do we play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say “Redlight” when you want me to stop.
Girl: Okay 
*Few seconds later*
Girl: Redlight!!!
Boy: Firetrucks don’t stop for redlights 

Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...