Honesty

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest besideher, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over theCustoms limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you couldcarry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The officialasked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have todeclare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but whichis, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"