1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil gotpregnant!!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
2. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! 'YES'.. OK, BYE'.
She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITHYOU.
3. Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
4. Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a SAINT.
I'mPaul not a POPE.
I'm John not a BAPTIST...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary,not a VIRGIN.
5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at any time. Mistresses areTomyams. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently. WIVES are Maggie. Eaten whenthere's nothing to eat.!!!
6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
7. Yesterday's News:- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News:- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.
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Friday, April 18, 2008
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