Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. Sothey loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. Afterdriving for a few hours, they got caught in a terribleblizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm andasked the attractive lady who answered the door ifthey could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I havethis huge house all to myself, but I'm recentlywidowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighborswill talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleepin the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll begone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way tothe barn and settled in for the night. Come morning,the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpectedletter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes tofigure it out, but he finally determined that it wasfrom the attorney of that attractive widow he had meton the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, doyou remember that good-looking widow from the farm westayed at on our ski holiday up north ab out 9 monthsago ?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of thenight, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed aboutbeing found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead oftelling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look,I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
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