Sexy Quotes -3

• Husband: I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in your ear?
Wife: No, I might go deaf!
Husband: I have been cumin in ur mouth for 15 years & ur still fuckin talking.

• Little gypsy girl: Which way do my knickers go?
Her Mom: How many fucking more times do I have to tell you yellow to the front &brown to the back!There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.

• Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.

• In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on theother hand, may be killed in any manner desired.•

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal ar epunishable by death.

• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

.The Roman emperor Nero used to dress up young boys in his dead wife'sclothes and make love to them.

• A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.

• Many species of bird copulate in the air. In general, a couple will flyto a very high altitude, and then drop. During their descent, the birds mate.Sometimes the couple gets too involved and SPLAT!

• Ancient Greeks admired the small firm penis, and considered the largemember aesthetically unappealing.

The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara Falls.•

Instant sex will never be better than the kind you have to peel and cook.

• Condoms should have perferations; They'd be easier to get off then.

• No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.

• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!

• An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think aboutit, the harder it gets.

• Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personality disordermasturbates?
A: An orgy.