A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for herhusband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful ... CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh myGosh!! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!!Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh myGosh!! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?! They'regoing to STICK!! Careful ... CAREFUL!! be CAREFUL!!YouNEVER listen to me whenyou're cooking! Never!! Turn them! HURRY UP!! Are youCRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to saltthem. You know you always forget to salt them.Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong withyou? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to showyou what it feels like when I'm driving".
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