Monday, April 21, 2008

strategy

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in England.Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of moneyto spend . Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed howhe manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.
Ahmed says, "Look at your sign. It says, "I have no work, a wife and sixkids to support." Britons who see that do not feel as if they haveaccomplished anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and alargefamily. Now look at my sign."
So Hamid looks up and Ahmed's sign reads:"I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan "

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