A prostitute goes to a school for a jobPrincipal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
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Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raatbhar sone na de
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Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre:
Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl
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Bania to petrol pumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.
Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask ur wife, she has already won 9 times
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A young blonde goes to the doc 4 a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope upto the gal's chest & says: Big breaths.
The girl replies: Yeth & I'm not even 16
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Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga kebaithoon?
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