miracle

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant andthey don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time sheis going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate glandinfection.
The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated onthe priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.'
"It's worth a try." he says.

So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After theoperation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going tobelieve this.".

"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?"

"You gave birth to a child!".

"But that's impossible!" says the priest.

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's yourbaby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son thetruth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something totell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."