Sexy Quotes -4

• There is a new vitamin from chickens blood, it makes men cocky, and women lay better.

• Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expensedamnable.Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed.
A reporter said: Tarzan, what is your wife's name?
Tarzan replied: Jane.
The reporter then said: No, what is her whole name?
Tarzan answered: Pussy.

• Name the 5 great kings that have brought happiness in peoples lives?
DrinKING,
LicKING,S
ucKING,
F*cKING,
W*nKING !

• Women are like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street withthem, people laugh at you.

• A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what's urs?
Man replies: Beer cunt!

• Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns 2vibrator I don't know why you are fuckin shaking, she's goin 2 eat me!

• Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suit case!

• After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.

• A gal tells her Doctor: I've got a bad discharge.He fingers her & says how’s it feel?
Gal: Very nice, but the discharge is in my ear.

• The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!

• A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sitsdown on the chair and spreads her legs wide open.
"You must have made a mistake," says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher.
"To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures lastweek, now you'll be the one getting them out.

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex formoney usually costs a lot less.

• The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

• The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.

• Here is the definition of divorce.......She gets the ring and the mangets the finger!

• Too much sex is not good for one, but rather nice for two!

• There's a fire at the whorehouse - some come out running and others runout coming!

• I wonder how long it's gonna be before a feminist pilot refuses to enterthe cockpit.

• Philosopy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

• Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man'sgenitals through his wallet. -Robbin Williams

• Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raisessome pretty good questions.

These two fags were doing what comes unnaturally when they were disturbedby a policeman.They ran and hid in an alley. The policeman searched and eventually found one of them.He told him, "when I catch your boyfriend I'm going to shove this nightstickright up his ass."Just then a voice from a nearby dustbin called, "I'm over here officer!"

• A man walked briskly into the drug store, went over to the pharmacistand said: I would like a box of Sex-Lax.The pharmacist smiled and replied: You must mean Ex-Lax."No," the man responded: I don't have any trouble going.

• A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had tobring in a permission slip in order to take it.A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, "My mom says I can take the course as long as there's no homework."

• What's the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.