Tuesday, April 22, 2008

MILLION DOLLAR DEAL

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake up call.The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not ring until 6:30.
"Good morning," a young man said sheepishly."This is your wake up call."Annoyed, I let the hotel worker have it.
"You were supposed to call me at 6:00 AM!" I complained."What if I had a million dollar deal to close this morningand your oversight made me miss out on it?"
"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied,"If you had a million dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't bestaying in this motel!"

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