Once a sardar was riding his bike with his girlfriend as pillion.The girl was hugging the sardaar from behind. And asked the sardaar to speedfurther.The sardaar asks her to hold him slightly lower.She asks him to speed further. And he asks her to hold on a bit more lower.
By this time both get excited.When she asks him to speed further on he bluntly asks her to hold on to hisorgan which she promptly does.
By now the bike is so fast that it goes out of control and crashes into abullock cart carrying hay stack.the bike goes flying the girl goes flying too but sardaar manages to fall onthe pile of the hay stack.He miraculously escapes.
The bullock cart owner says " Sardaarji aap to baal baal bachh gaye.
"Sardaar goes wild and says " Maatherch*d baal hi baal bache hain Lou*A touske haath me reh gaya. "
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