1) Fucking Fact.. . . . .F*ck
a woman and she loves you...Love a woman and she fu*ks you..!! :-)
2) Banta: I'm organising group sex @ my home. Will u join?
Santa: Yes, yes! How many people r there?
Banta: Just 3 -Me, U & Ur Wife!
3) Santa was pissing wen a gal saw his huge penis & said naughtily:
Wow I wud luv 2 hav dat.
Santa: Go & get a cup, I'm about 2 finish!
4) Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?
GUJ : PATHAN
MARATI :SACHIN
Sardar -SANIYA MIRZA.
SANIYA Q..?
SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE!!!
5) Newtons 3 sexlaws
1-A hole always attracts a pole
2-Length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole
3-Up&down motion,releases a lotion,which increases population.
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