Saturday, April 19, 2008

rusty baby!!!

'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, butI'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.She can't possibly be mine.
''Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors mayhave contributed red hair to the gene pool.
''It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be,our families on both sides had jet-black hair forgenerations.
''Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. Howoften do you have sex?
'The man seemed a bit ashamed.'I've been working very hard for the past year. Weonly made love once or twice every few months.

''Well, there you have it!' The doctor saidconfidently. 'It's rust.'

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...