Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The secret behind the T20 World Cup Victory !!!!!

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you tosharethe joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behindthis great victory is Ajit Agarkar"Shocked

Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play inthe final"..

Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if hecould have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runsfrom his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us toprepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped to prepare for the final...he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am getting confused!"

Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he has failed Sehwag in thefitnesstest and so we managed to pick a good playing team..thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact itsbetter than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"

Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup toSachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much respect for the seniors....and you ...."

Dhoni interrupts.... "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited inthe Group matches ifthey decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and wemanaged to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a singlemistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know thatthere is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistakehas costed the game and won the cup..."

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and that's the end of the greatTwenty-20 world cup...

Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...