Sunday, April 20, 2008

medicine

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know andwhat they are used for.

The first pupil said: Tylenol?
Very good! And what is it used for?
It is used for headache.

The second pupil said: Nytol
Excellent. And what it is used for?
To help you sleep

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: Viagra
Johnny. What is it used for?I think it can be used for diarrhea.
Who told you this?
Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a Viagra,maybe that little shit will get harder'.

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