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After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Gujrati man in Bombay calls his sonin New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell youthat your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We'resick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call yoursister in Hong Kong and tell her!"
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heckthey're getting divorced," she shouts, I'll take care of this."
She calls Bombay immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are notgetting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling mybrother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do athing, DO YOU HEAR??" and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It'sall set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!"