Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Don’t use plastic bags instead of Condoms

One fine morning Mr. Swapnesh gupta (Baliya wale) is working on the road. In sudden a young male Buffalo rushing towards him. Shocked Swapnesh started running to save his life but in opposite direction a buffalo (mother of young one) is also rushing towards him. He stunned as a statue (like mayawai copper statue in parks) unable to do nothing.  Mother Buffalo voiced a laud “ ye he tumara bapu hai unko chote mat pauchave”

Note: Don’t use plastic bags instead of Condoms.

Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...