An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping inDelhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is notwearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a veryAmerican accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?"
The sardar is a very patriotic man and hates desis / Indians with a foreignaccent. He replies back in the same accent, "Bra-panties.
"Confused the lady asks again, "No! No! What's the time?"The sardar again answers back, in the same accent, "Bra-panties."Seeing the confusion between the two, another sardar comes to the rescue ofthe lady and says, "O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye"" Kudi twade kol puuchrahii haigayee!!
"The angry sardar shouts back at him, "Tow main bhi to oonoo time hee batarahan hai– barah panthis (12.35) !!!"
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