Monday, April 21, 2008

New Recruitment

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman forMicrosoft Europe.5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to loseif I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100people may leave.2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I havenothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.500 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got tolose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat toleave.498 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat butwhat do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one othercandidate.Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidateswho speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversationtogether in that language.'
Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says `*Kem Chho'*
The other candidate answers *'Ek Dam Majama'*

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