Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jonoffers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a greatgame. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ballinto the rough on the 9th.
''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes,neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreetsecretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've foundmy ball!'' he announces.
''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says,"you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?''
''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''
''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING onyour ball for the last five minutes!''
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