Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,croissants,toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush, chewing gum, sits next to him and startsa conversation:
Bush: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
Mandela: "Of course."
Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eatwhat's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, re-bake theminto croissants and sell them to South Africa."
Mandela: "Oh Really?"
Bush: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"Mandela: "Of course."
Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In theStates we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftover's into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa ."
Mandela: "Do you have sex in America?"
Bush: "Of course we do."
Mandela: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
Bush: "Throw them away of course."
Mandela: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt themdown into chewing gum and sell it to America."
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Monday, April 21, 2008
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