FRESH SHRIMPS

A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, rippingoff the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he hadgobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mindnot doing that? It's disgusting to watch."
"Listen, love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid myfare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train." Hecarried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating. theshrimps. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.
The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he wastrying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles. After awhile, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that noise, can'tyou see I'm trying to sleep?"
"It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fareand I'll do what I want on this train."
At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window.The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord. The man burstout laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined £200 for that!"
To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the policesmell your fingers."