Monday, April 21, 2008

Three Nuns

*Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father'sroom the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked."Well, of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked."I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted. *

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Ouch....

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