Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Hindi Adult Non Veg Sexy Jokes Part-2

21.
A Girl turns to her boyfriend in a crowded movie &
says,"honey,the guy beside me is masturbating !"
He says,"Ignore him".
She says,"I can't !, he is using my hand".
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22.
Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing tabla on his butts.
Man:"what r u doing?"
Girl:"playing tabla."
He turns other side & said,"can u play the flute?"
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23.
LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up, stms down. stms hard, stms soft.
stms big, stms small. stms in, stms out. so ,enjoy PENIS..oops,I mean LIFE.
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24.
What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!
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25.
If u have 2 balls between ur legs ,then u r a man, but if u have 4 balls between ur legs ,
don't think u r a superman, there's someone fucking u.
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26.
uth bandaya sutaya, farr chaah di baati sari raat suta, teri bund na paati.
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27.
Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai ?
Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai !!
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28.
Girl: "mummy, fauji aa reha hai."
Mummy: " andar ho ja, inha di nazar kharaab hundi hai."
Girl:" ma, fauji sardaar hai."
Mummy:"phir te Majh noo wee andar kar lay."
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29.
A SAD STORY:
A boy was so jealous of his new born brother, that he put poison on his mother's
nipple when she was asleep & the next day their DRIVER died.
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30.
Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry, sweetheart ! we'll try to do it slowly.

Push it in .Aah! I can't. It's painful. Ok,sweetheart,

Let's get another.............................................WEDDING RING
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31.
TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"
STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB.
TEACHER: "Kyon?"
STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do to mooh main loongi."--------------------------------------------------------------------------

32.
Wife:"Dr. mere pati ke lun pe madhumukhi ne kata hai"
Dr.:"oh!, soojh gaya . Dard bhi hai kaya?"
Wife:" Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki dava do, soojan rahne do. !
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33.
Once a saint went to a prostitute and after completing the
activity while he was leaving, the prostitute asked BABA PAISAY.
He replied pagli tujhse thodi loonga....!
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34.
Teen gandoo ek doosre ki ghand maar rahey thay,acchaanak police ka
chaapa pad gaya , ekko police pakad kar lee gayee,
doosra bhaag gaya aur teesra message pad reha hai.
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35.
Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo........
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36.
Never FUCK a Tel-Operator after 3 mins. she'll say ur time is over.
Never FUCK a Nurse, she'll say next pls.
But FUCK a Teacher she'll say It's good, now repeat it 5 times.
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37.
A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building.
He looks up n shouts,"oh, bhenji ! aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya !"
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38.
3 men rape a NIHANGNI, she threaten them MAIN RAULA PAWANGEE
the men says," TU KI KARENGEE, RAULA TE ASSI PAWANGE--
GALE WICH KIRPAAN PAYEE HAI TE THALYON KALEEN SHAVE !!!!!!!!
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39.
Q: How will u recognize whether GIRL is wearing PANTY or not ?
A: While seeing DANDRUFF on her toes..
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40.
Panjh Ishnaan - Maha Giana.
Nit Nahaunaa - Dalidree.