A man was talking to his friend at the bar

A man was talking to his friend at the bar.

The friend said "Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat ontheir husbands?"

"No, I didn't know that." The man replied.

"So what color are your wife's eyes?" asked the friend.

The man replied, "I'm too drunk to remember. Geez, I better go home and findout."

So the man hurries home to find his wife in bed and asleep. The man carefullylifts his wife's eyelid and exclaims, "Oh my God! Brown!"

Suddenly, another man pops out from under the covers and exclaims, "How the helldid you know I was here?"