Careful What You Wish For

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that hewas unable to get any women to have sex with him because they alltold him that his penis was too long.
The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sadstory."Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women tohave sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it.The man uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement,scratched her head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution toyour problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in theforest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who canhelp solve your dilemma. You must ask the frog, `will you marry me?'Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be 4inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He cameupon the pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. Heuncoiled his huge python-like penis and called out to thefrog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter!
"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This isgreat! But it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog tomarry me again."
Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it wasanother 4 inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This isfantastic!"
He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12inches long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still amonster, just a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'llask the frog to marry me ONE more time."
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will youmarry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustrationand said, "NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!"