Virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to comeover and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and make lovefor the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sexbefore, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to getsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it 's his first time andthe pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms andsex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how manycondoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or familypack. The boy insists on the family pack because hethinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parentshouse and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner tablewhere the girl's parents are seated. The boy quicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
*The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea yourfather was a pharmacist."
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