Saturday, April 19, 2008

Grandma's birth control pills:

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman formost of her life finally retired.

At her next check up, the new doctor told her to bring a listof all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grewwide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills."Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me to sleep at night.""Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING inthese that could possibly help you sleep!

"She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee."Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...... .And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

"You gotta love Grandmas!"

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...