Monday, April 21, 2008

Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who livednearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget yourtroubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would likeme to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted."Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but Iknow Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."

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Ouch....

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