Non-veg for All...

What do ! u usually say after sex?
--I luv u!...........wrong!
--That was great!..........wrong again!
--I luv it!........wrong again!
--the answer is :" mera kacha kithe?"
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Bhagwaan (god) sabse zyada kab khush hote hain?...When a girl is getting raped &
she screams."MUJHE BHAGWAANKE LIYE CHODE DO PLEASE!!!!
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Woh raat Diwali wali thi,
woh piya se chudne wali thi,
Koi aur hi aake chod gaya
,Lund ko lehnge se ponch gaya,
Uski Maa ne kiya VIRODH,
Tune choda bina NIRODH.
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A man used to have sex with his wife using milk as lubricant.
Later she was rushed to hospital, when the Doctar came Out of O.T. said,
no baby or baba, just 1kg MAWA.
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A man to his wife: How u pregnant without me?
Wife: I am praying ur ID photo daily.
Man: Chutiya banati hai, photo to passport size hai,samaan kaha hai?
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Laakh rupye ki baatein:
Gadi aur Biwi dusro ko do to thok ke hi wapas Aati hai.
Garib aur Boobs hamesha hi dabte rehate hai,
Musibat aur land kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai
kismat aur bra kisi bhi waqt khul sakti hai.
Land aur pani Apna rasta Swayam hi dhund lete hai.
Dudh aur Gand jab fat ti hi To Aawaz nahi hoti.
Bhajan Bhojan auur Chodan hamesha Ekaant me hi Karna chahiye.
Chut aur RangRup Ko Jitna Bhi ragdo uutni chamak aayegi.
Saap Aur Chut Jhabhi mile maar Do.
Mamme Aur jajbat Jitna dabao uutne hi Uubharte hai.
Zaante Aur Koyla hamesh Sulagte hai.
Zindagi Aur Zaate uulze huwe hai, Ienhe sulzaaneki Koshish mat karna.
Chut Aaur roti Jaise bhi mile Iestemaal kar leni chahiye.
Maango Uusi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na Kisi se.
Uparokt upadeshon ka koie kaat nahi hai, kaat karne wale ko
Mume maanga ienam diya jaayega..