Wifes lover

A woman takes a lover home during the day while herhusband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees themand hides in the bedroom closet to watch.The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her loverin the closet, not realizing that the little boy is inthere already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here.
"The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy andthe lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"Howmuch?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab yourgloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge yourfriends like that... that is way more than those twothings cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confessyour greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the littleboy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you'rein my closet now.