A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurantoperated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down andlooked over the menu....
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a pricedifference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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