john and marsha

John and Marsha are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Marsha's in the bathrom.

As John's getting undressed he says to himself,
"How am I going to tell her?
How am I going to tell my new wife that
I have the world's smelliest feet?"
Then he throws his socks under the bed.

Marsha walks out of the bathroom, and, too chicken to face her,
John runs past her and *he* goes into the bathroom.

Marsha sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself,
How am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath? I've got to tell him."

Just then John walks out of the bathroom.
Marsha runs up to him, gives him a huge wet kiss,
pulls back and says,
"Honey, I've got to tell you something."
John says,
"Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks