fire

Mum is working in the farmhouse kitchen when dad enters with hisfirst erection in years.

"Mum, get into bed!" he says.

She takes off her apron, puts all the ingredients and utensilsaway, washes her hands, gets into bed... but too late. Dad haswithered away.

"Ya know, we can't have this happen again," says dad, "next timeI get one of these I'll ring the fire bell so you can startgetting ready when you hear it. When I get to the house, we'll beright.

"A year goes by. Mum's in the kitchen. She hears the fire bell.She goes through all the preparations. Dad comes pounding intothe house, through the kitchen, into the bedroom where mum liesnaked waiting for him. He looks her over and says,

"Get up, ya oversexed fool... the barn's on fire!"