Thursday, April 3, 2008

blode

A man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 pm news was coming on, and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.



The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."



The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."



Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump.



"The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

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