A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up on anescalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that herskirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out. Sheturned around and punched me in the eye!"
"I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how didyou get the second black eye?"
"Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband, "So Ipushed it back in."
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